Twas the night before Christmas and all through the guild

No drama could be found, no blood had been spilled

The stockings we affixed to the grand expedition yak with care

In the hopes that the Garreth could leave the hospital soon and be there

The Raid bosses were tucked all snug in their beds

While visions of their horrific deaths danced in their heads

And Threerick with his new car, and Ever with her tenticle porn trap

Had just turned Saedo off for a long winters nap (he calls it a recharge)

When arose from my brain came such an idear

"We could get a 10 man together to Kill Heroic Sha Of Fear"

I sprung to my computer to post the event

Twas the Night Elapsed Stole Christmas, what a present

tore open my rockstar and setlled down for a raid

gave a look to the site to see what comments were made

when what to my wondering eyes should appear

16 sign ups and a drunk Shatner this year!

With a average ilvl so high and a raid formed so slick

I knew in a flash that we'd have that boss quick!

As we formed up for raid, and were jumping around

Online came Mehguy with a new table he'd found

Foresight would be late and Pure made a quip

I knew in a moment that table would be flipped

Shihli made a strat and Allikat made flasks

oh btw theyre playing RIFT in case anyone asked

Grasen and Aeolyn were killing guildies on sight

Aeolyn wanted a mount, Grasen just wanted a fight

Dragon got on mumble smelling of roast beef

Demanding the boss "a polearm bequeathed!"

Lumi and Trazi battled for top of the dps chart

both mastered their classes to that of an art

As the boss begun to cast an unbeatable spell

I knew if he finished, we'd be in repair hell

Then over mumble we heard the voice of a Canuck

Quisjaa had interupted the spell "Got it! Craeg you're up!"

Kaluu and Pain threw bubbles around

While Ghostess and Diyana threw traps on the ground

The boss hit 20% and Jobs made a call

Lisa had already poped hero, she's on the ball

Plum had covered the boss in all kinds fel flame

"Ignore all the adds and burn the boss" I exclaimed

15, 10, then 5% his health fell

It was a kill if no one could tell

Cheers flew over mumble after the boss hit zero

The raid is the best, were all video game heros

I walked up to the boss covered in ash and soot

I knew in an instant we'd all get great loot

We posed for a screenie to post on the site

Merry Christmas to All...... wait we have a site?