How did Burger King get Diary Queen Pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his whopper.

She's amazing

Jesus had a Soulstone

A mother comes home with the new born baby, Alan, from the hospital.

As she breast feeds the little baby, her 5 year old son, Luke, joins her and looks at the baby and then at the mother with big wide eyes. 

The mother smiles at his curiosity.

Hesitantly little Luke asks: "Does the baby always have to eat the whole lump?"

I met her in the elevator shaft.

It was just us two.

She said I had ten seconds to make her feel like a women.

So I took off my clothes, threw them on the floor, and said, "Fold them!"