Here is a test to determine how old you are (not measured in mere years which even someone from California can count out... 3 times out of 5 anyway):

Which television situation comedy starred a real life bandleader with his real life family?  Hint:  his name is Ozzie.

If you answered "Ozzie and Harriet", then you are wise and educated.  If you answered "the Osbornes" then you are still a kid.