Epatrick's blog
why I never leveled fishing
Epatrick — Tue, 04/01/2008 - 14:41
Tired of dying
Epatrick — Wed, 03/26/2008 - 13:37
Tired of being ganked near the SSO dailies, so I'm just laid back on my pally traitor enjoying the absence of ganking seventies all killing each other on the new island.
Pudolski Sunwell Request
Epatrick — Tue, 03/25/2008 - 03:13
I would like to request that I be allowed to bring pudolski into Sunwell whenever possible so that I might be able to grab the random schematic drop from trash : [Hardened Khorium Goggles]. these are a MASSIVE upgrade for him and since no other engineer is a tank, this would not be used by a main in raid.
This patch is fantabulous!
Epatrick — Wed, 03/19/2008 - 13:55
My Belf Paladin is at 5 days and some change played and is already lvl 51...wtf? I remember it being a huge ****ing pain in the ass post 45 to do ANYTHING (if I recall right from pudo, aeth and I all racing to see who would get to 60 first and be able to wait with the "cool kids" on the wait list for raids 1&2) I love this patch, but at the same time why the hell didn't they do this before? it would've made alting so much easier and full of hax.
Epat
also : [Warrior's Embrace] snagged this during my 1 st run on this char....it's a TANKING BIKINI!!!!
The continued adventures of Epatrick, Traitor Paladin
Epatrick — Thu, 03/13/2008 - 05:22
So today I hit 44 and decided to start doing the tanaris quests so that I could start on the noggenfrogger stuff at 46. I was minding my own business when this gnome warlock sees me grinding. he stands there for half a minute, then I see these lashes of pain start to hit me and I'm feared. great. I know I'm not going to get to him before he fears me again, so I kite my mob away, kill it and run. Yes, very brave. He follows, we get into it and I kill his pet before he kills me. (nothing pisses off a lock more than to have their pet owned) now the gy is right around the bend so I run up, res and immediately own his petless drinking ass. he pops his soulstone, we get into it again and this time my cd's are all out and he kills me. I res quickly and kill him again. he apparently decides he's had enough and I go back to collecting very fashionable pirate hats. spin forward an hour. I'm halfway to 45, have just returned to Tanaris after delivering Stolies shipment, and who apparenlty sees me while I'm grinding wastewander pouches? that's right, douchey mcchip on his shoulder. I'm seeing him ride his mount toward me thinking "no way, that's not the same lock"...I go back to trying to kill the mob that's down to 1/4 health and me at 1/2 health and no mana. yay ganking. he kills me. I run up, attempt to kill him and am immediately owned again. I res a third time, kill him and he pops his ss and kills me. but not before he's aggro'd some other horde that were wandering by. they kill him, we both run back to our respective bodies and res. I fuck his day up like it was a cheap whore. Welcome to making epat angry that you've wasted his leveling time. He res's three times, I kill him three times. He res's and tries to get away on his mount, I follow (PoJ ftw) and watch him get dazed by mobs. three gankings later i log and make this post.

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