The continued adventures of Epatrick, Traitor Paladin
Epatrick — Thu, 03/13/2008 - 05:22
So today I hit 44 and decided to start doing the tanaris quests so that I could start on the noggenfrogger stuff at 46. I was minding my own business when this gnome warlock sees me grinding. he stands there for half a minute, then I see these lashes of pain start to hit me and I'm feared. great. I know I'm not going to get to him before he fears me again, so I kite my mob away, kill it and run. Yes, very brave. He follows, we get into it and I kill his pet before he kills me. (nothing pisses off a lock more than to have their pet owned) now the gy is right around the bend so I run up, res and immediately own his petless drinking ass. he pops his soulstone, we get into it again and this time my cd's are all out and he kills me. I res quickly and kill him again. he apparently decides he's had enough and I go back to collecting very fashionable pirate hats. spin forward an hour. I'm halfway to 45, have just returned to Tanaris after delivering Stolies shipment, and who apparenlty sees me while I'm grinding wastewander pouches? that's right, douchey mcchip on his shoulder. I'm seeing him ride his mount toward me thinking "no way, that's not the same lock"...I go back to trying to kill the mob that's down to 1/4 health and me at 1/2 health and no mana. yay ganking. he kills me. I run up, attempt to kill him and am immediately owned again. I res a third time, kill him and he pops his ss and kills me. but not before he's aggro'd some other horde that were wandering by. they kill him, we both run back to our respective bodies and res. I fuck his day up like it was a cheap whore. Welcome to making epat angry that you've wasted his leveling time. He res's three times, I kill him three times. He res's and tries to get away on his mount, I follow (PoJ ftw) and watch him get dazed by mobs. three gankings later i log and make this post.

Epatrick is an angry young
Kognus — Mon, 03/17/2008 - 14:19Epatrick is an angry young man. ilhim though. <3
Unbuffed Stats in PvP Gear: 10207 hp, 7082 mana, 392 resilience, 1830 attack power, 31% crit chance, capped hit
Goooooooood. Gooood.
Cisper — Thu, 03/13/2008 - 13:34Goooooooood.
Gooood.
EPATRICK IS LITERALLY ON
Magic — Thu, 03/13/2008 - 09:43EPATRICK IS LITERALLY ON FIRE...SUM1POOT HIM OOT!