$pacebawlz
garreth — Fri, 07/25/2008 - 01:25
Sigh, I do like Spacebawls for some reason. He intrigues me and I find his antics ludicrous and cheeky. Somehow he looks like Begbie from Trainspotting, in my head. I got this mail from him tonight. I'm almost tempted to start up a collection plate so our newly penniless trade chat troll can pay his rent..


I'd rather COD crap to see
saedo — Wed, 08/20/2008 - 17:15I'd rather COD crap to see if he'd accept em. lol But I guess that might be reportable.
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I think everyone in guild
Karli — Wed, 08/20/2008 - 16:48I think everyone in guild should all send a mail to Spaceballs with 5 copper in it, maybe it would make him feel better.
i like this plan lets do
Grasen — Wed, 08/20/2008 - 16:51i like this plan lets do it
I would not wish trapjaw
Gares of War — Wed, 08/20/2008 - 15:25I would not wish trapjaw ants on my worst enemy. Wait, forget that, I totally would.
I would not wish them on a minor enemy.
i think we have our new site
Keisjaa — Wed, 08/20/2008 - 15:23i think we have our new site poll
Spacebawls needs:
-to be run over with a Cement truck
-to be eten alive by trapjaw ants
-a shotgun to the Knees
-a hug
-to learn that drinking & wow do not mix
*goes to check the goin rate on black market Kidneys
I'll continue to stand by my
Shihli — Wed, 08/20/2008 - 14:52I'll continue to stand by my opinion that until he proves otherwise, he deserves nothing more than a shotgun to the knees.
having played with
Deje — Wed, 08/20/2008 - 14:46having played with spaceballs back when he was still a fresh newcomer to the horde side, i still stand by my statement that he is a good guy when you actually get to know him.
funny as hell in vent, too.
I still wish he'd be eaten
Shihli — Fri, 07/25/2008 - 08:48I still wish he'd be eaten alive by trap-jaw ants. Sociopathic POS.
Hehe, got one laugh! :D
Disrupter — Fri, 07/25/2008 - 09:16Hehe, got one laugh! :D
See, the really weird part
garreth — Fri, 07/25/2008 - 08:43See, the really weird part of all this is that I find the guy hilarious in a "OMG-The-Joker-just-showed-us-the-disappearing-pencil-trick" kind of way. It's weird talking to him in-game when he's being nice, because I know he'd chloroform me and sell my kidneys for a pack of Juicy Fruit.
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Drunken wow apparently has
Aidin — Fri, 07/25/2008 - 08:05Drunken wow apparently has the same regrets as drunken sex! Tough luck Spacedoofus.
Let the fucker's money
Shihli — Fri, 07/25/2008 - 07:50Let the fucker's money rot.
I wish Spaceballs would get run over by a cement truck.
LOL.
Septima — Fri, 07/25/2008 - 04:10LOL.
I receaved a similer
Grasen — Fri, 07/25/2008 - 01:32I receaved a similer mail. Appears space said in trade chat one night recientally that first person to open trade with him he would give 500g. rupter was first and he gave him the G.
I replaied and told him that if you make that offer and give the G you really cant expect it back and that he should drink less imo.
THE FIRST PERSON TO SEND ME
Disrupter — Fri, 07/25/2008 - 01:53THE FIRST PERSON TO SEND ME A TELL GETS A HUG.
OK , NOW I WANT 80% OF THAT HUG BACK, SERIOUSLY, I ONLY MEANT TO GIVE YOU 20% OF THAT HUG, I DIDNT WANT TO GIVE YOU ALL OF IT.
I SWEAR I WILL TELL YOUR GUILD LEADER THAT YOU WILL NOT GIVE ME BACK 80% OF MY HUG, I KNOW THAT YOUR GUILD LEADER IS A SAINT AND HE WILL GET ME BACK MY HUG.
SERIOUSLY, I WANT 80% OF THAT HUG BACK. FINE, TICKET OPENED. I'M LOGGING NOW BEFORE THE IMMINENT QQ'S HAPPEN. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
I NOW HAS TO RUN RANDOM HUG GKPS, BECAUSE DOWNFALL WILL NOT GIVE ME MY HUG BACK. SERIOUSLY, I ONLY WANT 80% OF IT BACK.
COME ON, SERIOUSLY, GIVE ME BACK MY HUG, I WAS DRUNK, I ONLY MEANT TO GIVE 20% OF IT. PLEASE GIVE IT BACK.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, THAT IS MY SPACEBAWLZ IMPRESSION, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED IT.
/bow