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Star...

Wifey > WoW

  I called the wifey, she begrudgingly agreed to go to the reunion later tonight so I can help with Brut, if needed. The faster they die, the better!

Heading to Portland this weekend so I'm out till Mon.  I likely won't be on at all unless I can find a spare router/hub to take to my in-laws (they just got broadband - living in BFE sucks sometimes :))

Can someone poke Cali so we can figure out 100% if he's back?

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Yes, I think the 3rd shammie made the diff.  I really do. 

I'm still sick.  :(  But good news!  I wont be drunk tonite!!!  woohoo.

It's a Brut KILL tonight, folks.

That means FULL elixirs/flasks, imbues, scrolls and food.

I'd really like three shammies again, as the triple heroisms make a significant difference.

We'll be down Shihli, so melee dps is going to be a little nerfed. Star, can you please be online in Shihli's spot.

We start with a quick Illidan kill and move directly to Brutallus. Please do not come tonight if you are any of the following:

A) In a bad mood
B) Really tired
C) Going to whine about repair bills
D) Have to leave early

And, since it really does bear repeating, I'd like to cover the main strategy points of Brutallus so there's no one claiming no one ever told them:

1) When you get burn, you must run to the burn spot BEFORE you get hit with another meteor slash. You're royally fucked if you do not move fast enough, because a burn debuff + a brand new meteor slash debuff means that the final ticks on burn will be over 8k. To repeat: Get burn, move your ass like its on fire. Because it is.
2) If you are situated in the front/inner row, you can run THROUGH the boss to get to the burn spot faster. Ask Nhia to show you how to do this.
3) Meteor slash damage is split among the people it hits. It starts at 20,000 damage and leaves a debuff that increases subsequent fire damage by 75%. This is why we have two groups: one group takes the slash 3 times, then the other.
4) Burn victims need to be at least 3 yards away from everyone else at all times.

Here is our rough positioning diagram of the fight for you to go over before tonight:

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I won't be here tonite, gonna be in Portland!  Good luck folks.

I might make it home in time, going a few hours earlier then I thought we would.

rofl WOW. Glaive to your face.