So I was reading this article here on Wowinsider:

Breakfast Topic: Unofficial BlizzCon achievements

Posted Oct 7th 2008 8:00AM by Natalie Mootz
Filed under: Breakfast topics, Humor, BlizzCon, Forums, Achievements

If you're going to BlizzCon, you don't have to wait for Echoes of Doom to come out to get a head start on racking up achievements, at least according to the playful commentary
going on in the forums right now. Here's a taste of some of the
humorous achievements they've suggested you can earn at BlizzCon.

• I Have No Use for This - Try to sell a piece of junk to any vendor at BlizzCon
• Ruler of BlizzCon - Survived both days of BlizzCon without sleeping, eating, and showering (Blue poster Bashiok begs you not to attempt this one)
• Savior of the Public - Brought enough soap for yourself and at least 1 other person (takes achievement away from Ruler of BlizzCon)
  
• I put on pants for this! - Worry about the fact that you're missing a raid with your guild
• Defender of the Throne - Order a greasy, overpriced hamburger from the convention center floor and spend at least 2 hours on the john
• Everyone's Best Friend - Buy a round of drinks for the Blues
• The Not-So Magic Kingdom - Go to Disneyland in Warcraft apparel
• I Want My Mommy - Utter the phrase "Don't tase me Bro!" as security comes for you
  
• THEY GOT THE KEYS MAN - Intoxicate a Blizzard CM
• Munchhausen - Complain about your class to Kalgan
• Nerf THIS! -Yell and nerdrage at a dev during the class panel
• Oops! I Did it Again! - Come to the convention dressed as a character not pertaining to WoW
  
• Slayer of the Dragon - Hand out mints to five people with the "dragon" breath

Okay, now it's YOUR turn! Surely we can come up with even funnier ideas for BlizzCon achievements!

[Thanks, Andrew Anderson!]

Tags: achievements, blizzcon, breakfast-topic, forums, humor

So I came across the idea of bringing a backpack to blizzcon. With this packback I will load it up with peices on linen, a belt, an onion, and other random items I can think of. Once at Blizzcon, procede to go up to each vendor. At a vendor, open my backpack and empty it contents on the counter. Proclaim I was farming yesterday, I want to sell my junk for some silver. Keep a seriouse face and see what happens.