So I'm watching TV after a long day at work, leaning back on my brand new couch and relaxing.

And then, the music starts. It's sad, with an oboe in there somewhere, I'm sure. You start seeing pictures of small animals, kittens, puppies, all with those large eyes that only small, baby animals seem to be possible of giving.

Then the voice over (this one is that singer, Sarah something or other)... "Every day, 6 bazillion [exaggeration, of course] animals are brutalized and then thrown into humane societies, where they are then sold to Chinese restaurants [I have nothing against that, just FYI] and eaten by unsuspecting people like yourself.... " Ok.. so maybe it's not QUITE like that.. but you get the idea.

She goes on and on about how we need to save these brutalized animals, do something for them so that they have happy, safe lives.

My question is "Who the f**k cares about the animals?" I mean, really now, what about all the CHILDREN out there that need help? I don't ever see commercials showing the brutalized children. I know they are out there, and I know some companies like the Christian Children's Thingy or something does a lot of work.. but come on.

If we put the money that we put towards saving animals into saving children, the world would be a better place faster.

THEN we could save the puppies. (But not the kitties.. I don't like kitties.)

Besides, I love fur coats!!! THAT'S RIGHT, I TYPED IT!!!!!!