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Vulk — Wed, 11/05/2008 - 12:35

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Girl seeking WoW player - w4m - 22


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Date: 2008-10-16, 1:24AM EDT

Do you like to PvP in the World of Warcraft? Do you want to have sex with a girl playing arena in the eighteen-hundreds bracket? Do you want to have sex with me WHILE I play arena? Continue reading..

I will be playing my druid.. she is in full Season 3 and some Season 4. I play with another female player on her warrior, but she is not going to physically join us.. she will be on vent or skype listening in, but mostly her purpose will be to keep the game going smoothly by letting me know what is happening so I don't have to pay much attention.

You must be ok with vaginal and anal penetration, as well as eating me out, and you must be able to finish on me twice within one hour.

But more importantly, you must be familiar with the game. You should be not only yelling things like, "Your pussy feels so good on my dick" but also pay some attention to my arena game(s). And be loud. Remember, I'll have my headset on to talk to my partner. "Root him!", "Cyclone so I can pull out and fuck your ass" and so on. You must be kinky, naughty, and very horny. I will be quizzing you, so if you are not sure about your stuff, please do not respond.

What you have to do/have in order for me to consider you:

- You must have at least one level 70 in equivalent gear, maybe we can chat about it.
- You cannot be overweight, but also not the muscle jock body type with a brain the size of a pea. Chubby is BEST!
- You must be able to spell.
- You must be at least 20 years old and no older than 29.
- At least 5'10".
- No blondies.
- Dark hair, dark eyes
- Prefer uncut, but you must be clean. Circumsized will be considered, but not preferred.

About me:

- I am 5'8"
- 150lbs
- Blue eyes and brown hair.
- I know a lot about video games.
- I want to fuck you while I play arena if you fulfill the above requirements. - I am very tight.. I have not had sex in about 8 months.

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I can't help wondering if

Tankard — Thu, 11/06/2008 - 19:47

I can't help wondering if this is Jasmynn on Kati's toon...

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This is so win I is teh

Foresight — Wed, 11/05/2008 - 22:14

This is so win

I is teh chubby...cans we have sexicles, womern of mai dreamz!

On a side not.....Would she please define "tight"

that is all haha

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rofl..

Agoney — Wed, 11/05/2008 - 14:34

rofl..

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She is fat...

Ewiges — Wed, 11/05/2008 - 14:24

She is fat...

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She gets all the fun and the

Fjork — Wed, 11/05/2008 - 13:41

She gets all the fun and the guy gets all the work?

 

Unacceptable.

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"No

Adwarflol — Wed, 11/05/2008 - 14:16

"No Blondies"
WTF IS THIS?

definately a troll <__<

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O.o My god, I know so many

garreth — Wed, 11/05/2008 - 12:48

O.o

My god, I know so many people on gorg like this.

But, has to be said: FAKE!

of course it's fake, no one

Keisjaa — Wed, 11/05/2008 - 16:13

of course it's fake, no one runs druid- warrior anymore :P

 

So THIS is why rupta & koggy love arenas so much... I KID!!!!!

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