Dear Abby
lesda — Fri, 12/12/2008 - 12:54
Dear Abby,
I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.
The usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with 'the girls' a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, just some friends from work, you don't know them.
I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home, but I usually
fall asleep. Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think deep down I just did not want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to finally check on her.
Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my golf clubs so I could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night out with 'the girls.'
When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse, and she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my golf clubs, that I noticed a hairline crack where the grip meets the graphite shaft on my 3-wood.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro-shop where I bought it?
Regards,
Troubled
I lol'd
Grasen — Sat, 12/13/2008 - 18:31I lol'd
Dear Troubled, It sounds to
Fjork — Fri, 12/12/2008 - 13:17Dear Troubled,
It sounds to me like your priorities are right on track. Your hobbies are just as important as your married life. If you and your wife are happy with the current arrangement, I wouldn't pry to far into her affairs. Marriage is built on trust, not just from your wife but you as well. The foundation of marriage also needs stability and balance, which derives from each of you having your own hobbies. One of her main hobbies is obviously "going out with the girls", which to support her perhaps you should look into purchasing her some nice outfits with zipper-styled blouses and panties since they are obviously detrimental to her night light.
From a standpoint of a non-golfer, I would say that most likely the split will expand upon use, but more importantly repairing it yourself would involve some type of alloy, glue, or epoxy. This kind of patch job would add unnecessary weight to your golfclub which would most likely have a negative effect on your swings. The most effective measure would be to purchase another club, so your game is not affected.
This will also allow you to have an extra 3-wood available should you find yourself in a situation where an unwanted male is encroaching on your property.
Sincerely,
Pedran