A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love
saedo — Sat, 12/20/2008 - 22:33
After pickpocketing and reading this [37467], I had to share.
Ah'tusa crept silently through the massive underground tunnel, nervously looking over her shoulder in anticipation of the fast moving tram. "Where is he..." she muttered angrily, stopping suddenly as something moved behind her. Her eyes narrowed dangerously as her dagger slid from its sheath.
A husky voice echoed in the hollow chamber, "I thought rogues liked to be behind their target." She spun quickly, driving her blade into a shield of impenetrable force. "And I thought paladins were supposed to be chaste." she replied with a confident smirk.
Leaning forward, she counted out loud until the invisible bubble dissipated with an audible pop. "Twelve seconds? I know you have abilities that last longer than that."
Bony fingers worked effortlessly beneath his armor, unlatching his breastplate and exposing him to the cold air. "Don't worry my sweet Marcus, that's not a finishing move tonight... I'm just getting started." He wrapped his arms around what remained of her waist, forcing an excited giggle as he nibbled at her neck vertebrae.
<The rest of the book has several sections that are apparently worn out from repeated readings.>
So wrong and yet so
Dragon — Mon, 12/22/2008 - 12:28So wrong and yet so hilariously right
What you might not know is a
Fjork — Mon, 12/22/2008 - 09:23What you might not know is a little background information on that (not that I have any idea where the sources are).
That was watched on an RP server by a dwarf-warrior who's character swung from both sides of the plate.
He repeatedly buggererred at them asking (since they were so obviously in public) if they wanted company and what they wanted him to do.
This was say..... Feb-March '05, and he had the whole thing video'd. If I could find it for you I would, it was 'effin hilarious.
"What are these GM's you speak of? Are they like spikes me'last girly used? mmmhhmmmmmm!!!"
Oh, I thought it was kinda
saedo — Mon, 12/22/2008 - 13:16Oh, I thought it was kinda referring to YAR YAR HUMP HUMP: http://www.bitnexus.net/RP/viewtopic.php.htm
Saedo! why would you share
everstar — Sun, 12/21/2008 - 13:14Saedo! why would you share one of our many romantic episodes with the rest of the guild?! I thought we had something special going on!!
/cry
But I changed the names
saedo — Sun, 12/21/2008 - 14:39But I changed the names Ever! And the interwebs are for porn!
NOOO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE!!!
everstar — Sun, 12/21/2008 - 18:13NOOO I REFUSE TO BELIEVE!!!
brb cold shower
mav — Sun, 12/21/2008 - 10:39brb cold shower
wow...
garreth — Sun, 12/21/2008 - 04:38wow...
lol
Caronte22 — Sun, 12/21/2008 - 17:27lol