Ugh I wish I could remember the entire joke my dad has, but it starts with the same concept of a cat always landing on its feet and the buttered side of toast always landing on the butter.

It involves ketchup, peanut butter and like one other thing. But it supposively "creates" an anti gravity machine.

I'll ask later and post so everyone can get some good laughs.

Edit: "And if u attack a big roll of bread to a lot of cats that will make it spin faster and generate more energy"

Caronte I think you might have found a way to replace the hampster and the wheel! there might be hope for my computer yet, now its just finding some spare cats........