Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day! (Now NSFW)
Shihli — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 00:37
YARR!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle, and loot,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch, and sack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle, and even high-jack,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char, inflame and ignite,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're rascals, scoundrels, villans, and knaves,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, really bad eggs,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We're beggars and blighters, ne'er-do-well cads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up, me 'earties, yo ho.
Think we could direct the
Katibug — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 16:24Think we could direct the scantily clad womeninjas to the NSFW forum, please?
but but :(
Dragon — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 17:41but but :(
In the 'eart of a 'oliday
cromi — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:23Gotta make sure input format
saedo — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 13:11Gotta make sure input format is Full HTML to post these things
Thanks, Didn't realize
cromi — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 17:33Thanks, Didn't realize that.
Also if anyone also wants to celebrate even further you can set your facebook status to pirate. IMO the best thing to come out of social networking since the ability to stalk your friends on the internet via myspace page and twitter updates, and look up meaningless people from your past (aka that good looking gal you sat behind in spanish during high school). Oh and AAAAARRRRR!!!!
A lot better saedo... not
Ewiges — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 15:06A lot better saedo... not enough cleavage though.
This one?
saedo — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 16:04This one?
My bad. Can't seem to embed.
cromi — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:25My bad. Can't seem to embed. Here is the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PEfH-6y0Sc
Now, I would have gone with
starstalker — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 06:44Now, I would have gone with an image like this
/hotlinked
I refute that with this
saedo — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 10:59I refute that with this one.
And protest for a ninja day for equal representation!
What a dumb bitch. Her sword
Ewiges — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 12:09What a dumb bitch. Her sword sheath isn't even strapped on. What does she do, hold both the entire time? And those boots totally aren't sneaky. The only place that ninja belongs is on my bed.
Ninjas, unpractical.
This one better for you?
saedo — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 13:07This one better for you?
Yarr this one be havin good
Dragon — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 07:15Yarr this one be havin good taste
What do ya do with a drunken
Ewiges — Sat, 09/19/2009 - 03:28What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the morning?
Way-hey and up she rises,
Way-hey and up she rises,
Way-hey and up she rises,
Earl-eye in the morning...
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the morning?
Put a lobster in his britches
Put a lobster in his britches
Put a lobster in his britches
Earl-eye in the morning
Way-hey and he ain't risin'
Way-hey and he ain't risin'
Way-hey and he ain't risin'
Earl-eye in the mornin
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the mornin?
Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Shave his balls with a rusty razor
Earl-eye in the mornin...
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
What do ya do with a drunken sailor?
Earl-eye in the mornin?
Kick him in the belly 'til he pukes his guts out
Kick him in the belly 'til he pukes his guts out
Kick him in the belly 'til he pukes his guts out
Earl-eye in the mornin...
Then catch it in a bucket and make him drink it
Then catch it in a bucket and make him drink it
Then catch it in a bucket and make him drink it
Earl-eye in the mornin
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning...
What do ya do with a drunken pub wench?
What do ya do with a drunken pub wench?
What do ya do with a drunken pub wench?
Earl-eye in the morning?
Throw her in bed with a drunken minstrel
Throw her in bed with a drunken minstrel
Throw her in bed with a drunken minstrel
Earl-eye in the morning...
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Way hey and up she rises
Earl-eye in the morning... (twice)
And that's what you do with a drunken sailor That's what you do with a drunken sailor That's what you do with a drunken sailor Earl-eye in the morning....