Basically, I thought it would be funny, at least for me, to define all the weird things I have ever said.  Problem is, I do not remember many of the terms I create.  Please fill in some in this post.  Now, I mean words not phrases for example:

Man baby- The size of a man, but looks like a baby

Ham fist- Hands so corpulent, that they appear to be giant hams

Kafangachomp- The act of kafangachomping your enemy with extreme prejudice.

KaFUNGACHAMP- When a giant bog lord kicks your ass.

Beady Sheep eyes-Swirling vortexs of darkness that engulf all things into twisting oblvion.  Also, a thing that Gares hates and will destroy at all costs.

Poopmancy- The act of bending, moving, and manipulating poop in such a way that reality can ben 45 degrees as well as array of results.  Typically there are 5 levels to a poopmancers status.  Gares is lvl 5.  The second highest (KNOWN) is Garreth at lvl 4; Garreth acquired this level through the abuse of coffee a known poopmancer performance enchancing drug.  Pooping 4 to 5 times a day and at a speed of 3 minutes makes you a lvl 1 NOVICE poopmancer.

Poopmancer- A pracitioner of the dark poops arts stripped from God itself.

OK so for those of a soft, kind heart, please skip the next five or so lines of text.  It details those of lower than average mental facilities.

 Retard (WoW specific)- Someone who is very poor in character, at their class, and kills the raid/group all the time.  Also, they have no idea what goes on and are always late.

 Retard sandwich- A staple of retards, it fuels their retardation to act with even more retarditude.

 Grassy Gnolls- A knoll shaped like a gnoll with lots of grass.  A fine place for retards to have a picnic with their retard sandiwches.

Jumping gorilla teat- An aborted gorilla teat that jumps to find purpose.  If they have more than average hair length and quanity, they are considered Hairy gorilla teats.

I want a divorce- The call of aggression when things do not go your way.  Usually said in raid that if you do not acquire loots of varying physical fitness, you will divorce from someone in the raid.