I am getting my account back today.  after 3 days of fighting with blizzard (which really now makes any boss fight in game seem trivial) I finally convinced them that I am the real owner of my account.

Phase 1-convince blizzard, this takes a ton of preperation, identiy pots are a must.  Bring your contact information flask too, and never for get to enchant your account with your secret answer.

Phase 2-GM phase.  In this phase i must retrieve my stolen goodies, and i need a gM to help.   This is not a dps race, this is a slow event.  first i most locate what is missing, then I must engage the GM.  Appon aggro gain, I must apply a steady steady consistent information and be patient, for the GM may not target my potition right away.  Once i aquire his full aggro i must then plea my case.  To do this i should apply a steady string of IPS (information per second) and have my wit throw out a few jokes.  If all goes well the GM will drop and my fat lewts will be mine again.