The internets really are for porn!

guess her finger was tasty.

It is 1am and where are my fireworks?

"Oh but its the middle of the night"

You know what Washington was doing in 1776 in the middle of the night?

Crossing the Delaware to kill a bunch of Brits while they were passed out drunk.

I want my fireworks.

For those who failed history: Late Christmas night/ the morning after, General George Washington and his army crossed the Delaware river in darkness and did a surprise attack killing British and Hessian troops while they were sleeping off their Christmas partying. By 3am Washington crossed the river and by 5am the battle was over. Only three Americans were killed and six wounded, while 22 Hessians were killed with 98 wounded. The Americans were able to capture a thousand prisoners and seize muskets, powder, and artillery.