Hi all.  Not sure you remember me.  I am one of those healer priests that has been floating around for awhile.  I won't be back for awhile.  Apparently my life has taken me out of WOW for now.  Garreth knows details if a raid leader needs to know but basically I need to spend more time with my family.  Gotta keep the marriage happening.  Needs attention.  When that is solid again I'll be back to heal your asses off :-) 

It won't be more than a month or two more.

I am happily arrived home.  However my computer has randomly been attacked by roving bands of idiots.  Half my WOW game is missing and I cannot find my disc atm. It's here somewhere.  While I was away apparently my sons 2 bands decided my comp was fair game for poking around in.

They must've tried to delete something is all I can think of, but it will take me awhile to locate the discs.  I'm sure they are supposed to be in the box labeled Gaming Discs, however they never are.   I'm glad to be home and ready to heal the crap outta some of you.

I'll be back June 8th.

I gotta go and deal with more estate stuff from my dad's will.  He had alot of crap.  Going to take awhile to do it.  I'll be back for May 1st or 2nd not sure yet.

Some of you had girls.  Be thankful.  And for those of you with boys, beware:

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 200 m² house to a depth of 10 cm.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust balls and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 20 Kg boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 6m x 6m room.

5. You should not throw cricket balls up when the ceiling fan is on.... When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way..

6. The glass in windows (even double-glazed) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with bleach makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies,

10.Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11.Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.Super glue is forever.

13.No matter how many jello crystals you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.Pool filters do not like jello crystals.

15.VCR's do not eject 'BL&T' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.You probably DO NOT want to know what that smell is.

19.Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20.The fire department in Edmonton, AB, has a 5-minute response time.

21.The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the bleach and brake fluid.