A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a
particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed,"What's
with these guys? We must have been waiting for 15 minutes!" The
doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such
ineptitude!" The pastor said, "Hey, here comes the
greenskeeper. Let's have a word with him." "Hi George. Say,
what's with that group ahead of us ? They're rather slow, aren't
they?"

The greenskeeper replied, "Oh, yes, that's a group of blind
firefighters. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire
last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."

The group was silent for a moment. The pastor said, "That's so
sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight." The
doctor said, "Good idea. And I'm going to contact my
ophthalmologist buddy and see if there's anything he can do for
them." The engineer said, "Why can't these guys play at
night?"

 
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Three engineering students were gathered together discussing
the possible designer of the human body.

One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the
joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous
system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually, it was a civil engineer. Who else
would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

 
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 What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons, Civil Engineers build targets.
(and Chemical Engineers build targets that explode really well...
chemical plants, refineries, etc)

Shamelessly lifted from http://wilk4.com/humor/humore9.htm ....