TIME TO EMBRACE ALL THINGS SALMON (Raid 2)
Gares of War — Tue, 12/02/2008 - 21:50
Good, friendly, casual players look upon this place.
I am here, or maybe even there, to discuss the glorious new raid starting up in a few weeks. That is right kids, Raid Salmon is coming. Are you ready to ride the Salmon?
We will begin with 25 man Naxxramas content. We are looking for a few good fish to run with and have fun in the sun.
We will be raiding Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Thursdays. 6pm to 9pm. Some people you need to get to know and love, or at least suck up to:
Raid Leaders-
Gares- Warrior- Your tank. I love ice cream and science.
Ataraxia- Druid- Also your tank. Loves loot and healing on anything but his druid.
If you want to raid, there are a few things you must do/know:
1.) We are always right, unless we are wrong.
2.) We are looking for raid balance, if you are interested in raiding, pelase sign up on the sign up post. However, we are more easily able to assess your position if you use this thread by posting your class, professions, and role (healer, dps, tank)
2B.) Why do I ask about professions, helps tell other guildies what you can make or help contribute if need be.
3.) Enchant your shit, if you are doing a job in our raid, we expect full enchants. If we are to put effort into you, please but effort into yourself. Also, gems, lots of gems.
4.) Read this- elitistjerks.com/
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It is quite easy, they have forums and such for all classes,
5.) Food, flasks, bandages, and scrolls. Get these things please.
6.) Bring a good attitude, I hate it when people bitch and cry or act like jerks. I will boot you from raid if you try that with me.
7.) Run some heroics. Get some good gear. The idea is to gear up in 10 man instances and heroics to blast through this weaksauce to higher end game.
I think a good way to gauge a person is to run a heroic or even a regular instance, please ask me for any tanking needs and I will try to help you if time permits for me :)
I will add some more things if need be, but I wanted to make a mega bump for this. Let's rock it hard in 4 weeks peeps!
Note- I also suggest we move the date to January 6 after new years so everyone is ready to fart in the Lich King's mouth.
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P.S. From: Ataraxia
I will be pulling some of you guys in channel between now and January to chat about raiding, schedules, specs, attitudes, and other things. I want to go into this new raid with a whole new approach from the way I did LF1M. I want to make sure those that are getting a spot know and enjoy their class and spec.
Also, I've been hearing blah, blah, blah, "I'm not raiding if I can't do this and that and with this person and I get all the phat lootz." Yeah.....you should go ahead and cancel your sign up if you're coming in with that attitude.
Hope to talk to you all very soon!
I want to make this clear once again....JUST BECAUSE YOU SIGN UP DOES NOT MEAN YOU HAVE A 100% CHANCE OF GETTING IN THIS RAID.


Blood DK What can I bring to
everstar — Wed, 12/03/2008 - 07:19Blood DK
What can I bring to the raid? >> Abominations might, Mark of Blood, Hysteria, Blood Aura, good attitude, LOTS OF EVER-SASS (as Gares likes to call it) and I'm here to have fun!!!!!!!!!!!
Professions: Inscription, Blacksmithing (yuck >.<)
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Resto druid with the
Josalin — Wed, 12/03/2008 - 07:01Resto druid with the professions Leatherworking/skinning reporting for duty :D
Garesomatic is in full
Atar — Wed, 12/03/2008 - 06:59Garesomatic is in full force!
Like Gares said, we would really like for you to post your spec, and what you will bring to raid.
Let me think about that January 6th date.
I'm a LW and Skinner
"Note-I also suggest we move
everstar — Wed, 12/03/2008 - 05:58"Note-I also suggest we move the date to January 6 after new years so everyone is ready to fart in the Lich King's mouth"
oh, Gares, do I love waking up to your delicious-cookie-cream-pie comments like these in the morning. /gag
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Balance Druid yay! I am a
Closer — Thu, 12/04/2008 - 07:30Balance Druid yay!
I am a leatherworker/enchanter
So is Katibug gonna have to
Karli — Thu, 12/04/2008 - 09:58So is Katibug gonna have to move to this raid too? I feel sorry for her lonely vagina in Raid 1....
Oh, and yay for Cindy boomkin!!!!!!!!!
Oh shit, I am the only
Katibug — Thu, 12/04/2008 - 11:19Oh shit, I am the only girl... There haven't been any penis party occurances tho... we shall see.
lawl karli...we should
everstar — Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:00lawl karli...we should totally get all the chick raiders up in here...JOIN US KATI!
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All the ladies like the
Atar — Thu, 12/04/2008 - 10:05All the ladies like the Salmon.
do i need to post my spec
Caronte22 — Sun, 12/07/2008 - 06:40do i need to post my spec lol Marks by the way if you didn't know
i bring hunter goodness to the raid and also candy