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A Steamy Romance Novel: Forbidden Love

saedo — Sat, 12/20/2008 - 22:33

After pickpocketing and reading this [37467], I had to share.

Ah'tusa crept silently through the massive underground tunnel, nervously looking over her shoulder in anticipation of the fast moving tram. "Where is he..." she muttered angrily, stopping suddenly as something moved behind her. Her eyes narrowed dangerously as her dagger slid from its sheath.

A husky voice echoed in the hollow chamber, "I thought rogues liked to be behind their target." She spun quickly, driving her blade into a shield of impenetrable force. "And I thought paladins were supposed to be chaste." she replied with a confident smirk.

Leaning forward, she counted out loud until the invisible bubble dissipated with an audible pop. "Twelve seconds? I know you have abilities that last longer than that."

Bony fingers worked effortlessly beneath his armor, unlatching his breastplate and exposing him to the cold air. "Don't worry my sweet Marcus, that's not a finishing move tonight... I'm just getting started." He wrapped his arms around what remained of her waist, forcing an excited giggle as he nibbled at her neck vertebrae.

<The rest of the book has several sections that are apparently worn out from repeated readings.>

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Its Official

Caronte22 — Fri, 12/19/2008 - 00:21

Q u o t e:
Healer's Fault:
Stand in a fire? It's the healer's fault. Get crit while tanking and die? It's the healer's fault. Not enough DPS so the healers run out of mana? It's the healer's fault. Trying to do an instance in mediocre gear with no CC? It's the healer's fault. If a mechanic is supposed to be a gauge of skill, there are other ways to handle it than making healing really really hard. Thaddius is a successful solution - a nice exception to the rule.

It's Never The DPS' Fault!(lies)(Source)

WHY U CAN'T HEALS ME THRU WRONG THADDIUS CHARGE? HUH? I HAS TO DPS!

It is never the fault of the DPS. If they couldn't beat the enrage timer, it's because the tank didn't generate threat quickly enough. It's because they had to run out of the fire because your spellpower was too low to heal them through it. It's because you wouldn't let them Whirlwind or Volley or Arcane Explosion because you had to Shackle the bad man.

Pick your analogy. The DPS player is the quarterback, the soprano, the lead singer. ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: AWESOME! BECUZ U R!

(Dear DPS, don't freak out. I'm kidding. But remember it's the healer, the tank, the decurser and the crowd-controller who are helping you be so awesome.)

haha

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Raid: Gorilla Teet Supreme

MALYGOSSSSS starting 4 ST! will possibly need a fill in, not sure what role as of now but sign up!

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Raid: Gorilla Teet Supreme

We will be going into Naxx to finish the last wing, DK, and then sapp and KT and possibly more Malygos attempts!

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Raid: Lava Crab - "Leftovers" 10-man raids

Raid Zone:

Stone Vault, Obsidian Sanctum, Eye of Eternity (as available)

As the subject says, this is the revival of Lava Crab raids!

This is an organized run of any and all 10-man raid content that was NOT cleared on Thursday's raid. That means that this raid may have as many as three instances to clear (Stone Vault, Obsidian Sanctum, and Eye of Eternity), and as few as ZERO instances left.

Need 1 tank, 3 healers, 5 dps to start.

Tanks:
- Necroshiliac
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Heals:
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Start time is 2pm, SERVER TIME.

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Raid: Lava Crab - 10-man Naxx (w/ other 10's)

Raid Zone:

Naxxramas, Stone Vault, Obsidian Sanctum, Eye of Eternity

As the subject says, this is the revival of Lava Crab raids!

This is an organized run of Naxxramas, with Archavon beforehand if we control Wintergrasp and possibly other 10-man raids afterwards with time permitting.

Need 1 tank, 3 healers, 5 dps to start.

Tanks:
- Necroshiliac
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Heals:
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DPS:
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Start time is 6:30pm, SERVER TIME.